I have been a bad bad blogger. Completely failed to blog about the
Russian, US and Brazilian races. Actually I did write a blog for the Russian
Grand Prix then never got round to posting it. How rubbish is that? I never got
to see the US GP as we were on holiday livin’ la vida loca in Center Parcs and
I can only presume some other child-related stuff was going on during the
Brazilian GP. The stuff of life has an annoying habit of getting in the way of
grand prix watching.
Still better late than never. I’m getting my act together just in
time for the last race of the season. How to describe this season? Tense (just ask Toto Wolff), controversial (run-off gate in Monaco, the Hamilton/Rosberg
crash in Spa), devastating (Schumacher’s and Bianchi’s horrific accidents) and
unpredictable. Yet another title race comes right down to the wire.
This race marks the end of an era in so many ways with one of the
biggest driver reshuffles in years coming up in 2015. The giants of F1 are on
the move. Vettel leaving Red Bull for Ferrari, Alonso definitely leaving
Ferrari for somewhere else (probably McLaren). Jenson Button possibly leaving
F1 for good. How must he be feeling today knowing this might be his last race
ever in F1. It would be hard to imagine F1 without Jenson. Its not time for him to
go yet.
Without further ado for the final time this season (sob sob sob) drumroll
please…its #MartinsGridWalk.
Paul Hembery of Pirelli (he used to be Public Enemy No.1 but this
season has been feeling a whole lot more love) says it will be a two stop race,
all pretty straightforward etc. It’s a slamdunk then.
There are a literally gazillion people on the grid. The combined
wealth of them all is probably more than several countries’ GDP combined.
Prince Harry is in attendance but we all know he doesn’t give interviews.
Probably because he doesn’t know much about F1. I look forward in a supremely
cringe-face way of seeing Harry and the soon-to-be-Mrs Christian Horner discussing
the finer points of the impact of tyre degradation on Vettel’s race strategy
during the race. Remember way back when I used to mention Geri Halliwell as the
ultimate unworthy random celeb who would always pop up at Monaco. Well just to
totally spite me, she will now ALWAYS be at races. That grid-stalking
definitely paid off. Well played Ginger Spice. And actually she probably knows more about F1 than Prince ‘when will we see someone throw an oval-shaped ball’
Harry.
Ah lovely Tanja from German TV is interviewing Martin. I’ve said it
before and I’ll say it again, in my slightly dotty mind this is one of the greatest love
stories of our times. Dawn and Tim from The Office have nothing on them.
Valterri Bottas (the husband’s new favourite driver crush) is pretty
happy to be starting 3rd. He said he has had a ‘cool’ season. If
there is an opportunity he will have a go at the Mercedes’ cars (presumably
until they disappear off into the glorious Abu Dhabi sunset). Anyone else think
Bottas will end up at Ferrari as a replacement for Kimi (the season after
next). Not that I want to see him leave Williams but Ferrari will be desperate
to rebuild. Actually just put the full stop after desperate.
The two Mercedes drivers don’t want to talk to anybody. And honestly
who can blame them. My own nerves are close to being shredded with it all. And
it is time. The world awaits the crowning of a new champion after four years of
Sebastian Vettel sweeping all before him.
Lights out and its Go Go Go at the 2014 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix.
In a textbook ‘that’s how to win a world championship’ Lewis
Hamilton has jumped Nico Rosberg immediately at the start. I don’t think I have
EVER seen Lewis make such an electric start. Given the stakes, that is
phenomenally cool from Lewis. Famous last words but it could be game over…
How on earth is Massa already in 3rd and Button in 4th.
In a lot of ways the race behind the front two, though far less significant, is
the race that will probably entertain more – Massa, Button, Kimi and Alonso
scrapping and fighting each other for position. All power to Mercedes for
designing and constructing such an outstanding car (the snappily named W05 Hybrid – how the winter nights must fly by in Brackley). It is definitely
one of the best F1 cars ever (*lightbulb ‘idea for a blog’ moment*) but their
relentless dominance does slightly sap some of the life out of the races.
Alonso has executed a beautiful move on Kimi on lap 6 (and Kvyat cashes
in to pass Kimi for good measure) and promptly asks to pits knowing he has
first call as the leading Ferrari. I just freaking LOVE Fernando Alonso – he is
the wiliest of foxes. I am not sure that signing Vettel is the massive step up
for Ferrari that everyone thinks. There is a whole lot of other stuff at
Ferrari that needs fixing before they can be a title contender again. Well done
to the Abu Dhabu (Bernie controlled?) TV bods for showing all the action lower
down in the field. Such as Alonso jostling with the Caterham of…er…Will
Stevens. Cue radio message from Alonso “who
is this guy?”. Way to get noticed, Will Stevens. But actually who is he? Apparently
a racing driver from Rochford in Essex who has competed in such series as
Eurocup Formula Renault 2.0, Toyota Racing Series and the British Formula
Renault Championship. Wikipedia is a marvellous thing. Whatever else happens in
Will’s life he will dine out on the moment he vexed Fernando Alonso for a very
long time!
At the front, it is as you were – Hamilton now has a modest 2.4 seconds lead.
And he comes into the pits on lap 11 with the departing instruction from his
team of ‘turn up your engine and push hard’. Well obviously not too hard guys –
he only needs second place.
Rosberg pits just one lap later and comes back out in second. The two
Mercedes cars are now trading fastest laps just to underline how utterly
awesome their car is. But even if Rosberg gets past Hamilton (which would be a
Herculean achievement in itself) he is then relying on Massa for overtake
Hamilton. With the greatest of respect to Massa, he isn’t exactly from the
uncompromising-and-fight-to-the-bitter-end Nigel Mansell Stable of drivers. They
might as well start etching Hamilton’s name onto the drivers’ title trophy now.
Can anyone apart from Nico get past Hamilton in a Mercedes? Probably not. Its looking
highly likely now that Rosberg’s only hope is reliability issues hitting
Hamilton’s car. And no one wants the world championship to be decided that way.
Magnussen, Vettel, Button and Alonso are having a feisty battle for 7th
place. What does three potential McLaren drivers into two driver seats give
you? That’s one for Ron Dennis to ponder while preparing potions of hemlock.
Is it just me or would not Interlagos be a more exciting and majestic
stage for the finale of the F1 season. I don’t mind Abu Dhabi as Tilke-bot
tracks go but it just doesn’t cut the mustard for the final race. Someone needs to have a word with the powers that be.
And all of a sudden there has been a plethora of Significant
Developments. Rosberg’s car has suffered the failure of its energy recovery
system which in turn has impacted on his brakes. This time it really is game
over barring the most cataclysmic accident. After the next round of pitstops,
Nico has just asked his engineer “how am I looking
for fifth”. The answer: “not good at the moment, Nico”. Look away now, Nico fans.
In the midst of the dramatic denouement to one of the fiercest title
battles we’ve seen in years, we were treated to a magnificent drag race between
Alonso and Button (all four of us – even the 4 year old who is a fan of Button’s pink
helmet - were on our feet shouting). High five to the old timers for proving
they’ve still got it!
Williams are having a stunning race. This makes me very happy. Massa is
currently leading the race (do not readjust your set) and Bottas has rejoined
in 4th. What a renaissance for Williams – looking good for 3rd
in the Constructors Championship (AHEAD OF FERRARI) after finishing 9th last season.
Hopefully that’s the perfect tonic for the legend that is Sir Frank Williams
who has been in hospital for the last few weeks. Get well soon Frank.
So a quick recap of the leaderboard: 1. Massa 2. Hamilton 3. Ricciardo 4.
Bottas 5. Perez 6. Vettel. There’s a whole bunch of names in there that I
didn’t expect to see. Rosberg is 7th which won’t be good enough even in
the unlikely event that Hamilton’s race disastrously capsizes. Hamilton has told his
team he isn’t interested in racing Massa – all he needs and wants to do is just
keep on keeping on until the end of the race.
Its clear that Rosberg is really struggling now – veering off the track
and suffering lack of pace. He has just been passed by Jenson Button to drop
back to 8th place. His brake pedals are pretty much shot to pieces
and he is going to be lucky to see this race out.
Lewis is telling his team in no uncertain terms not to put any more
pressure in his car’s system. Massa is now out on his new supersoft tyres and
has 11 laps to try and catch Lewis before the end of the race. Basically Lewis
doesn’t give a tinker’s cuss about winning the race but Mercedes would like to
seal the deal in style. But if it comes to it, surely the team can’t mind too
much if Lewis doesn’t put up a fight. After all Massa is prone to the odd
moment of madness as we all know. Why risk anything?
Rosberg who needs to finish 5th (as we have now being reminded
around a trillion times) has now been
passed by Hulkenberg. His car has failed him when it mattered most though
arguably a failure in Brazil would have been pretty critical for his title
chances but hey we are where we are.
Five laps to go and the gap is 5.5 seconds between Lewis and Massa.
Almost certainly Lewis has won the title so wouldn’t it be amazing if Felipe
Massa was to take Williams’ first win since Maldonado in Spain over two years
ago. Its not too much to ask is it?
Oh and Nico Rosberg with 4 laps remaining is about to retire from
the race. He has slowed down drastically and is now in 13th place
and (OUCH) might even get lapped by Hamilton. Poor old Massa, he is now having
to battle the new F1 Champion-Elect. Nothing like that ‘discovering you have
just won the title’ feeling to make your car go faster hey. Mercedes have just
told Nico to box but he wants to finish the race. Classy to the end. That's the true spirit of a F1 racer right there.
And Lewis Hamilton wins the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix and more
importantly he is the new F1 WORLD
CHAMPION. The first British double champion since Jackie Stewart. Blimey. And
the first Mercedes-Benz F1 world champion since Juan Manuel Fangio in 1955.
Double blimey.
In Mansell-esque scenes, Lewis is sailing round the track with a
giant Union Jack trailing behind him. The boy gone good. It really is a proud day for
British motorsport (and I suppose some credit must go to the German car that gave him the title!). Where there is a winner, there is a loser and we see a
clearly tearful Nico Rosberg driving round the track after the race. The agony
and esctasy of sport.
Amidst all the jubilation, shock and school’s out madness, I nearly forgot to bring the results of the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix:
1. Lewis Hamilton – wins the title
in style
2. Felipe Massa – a superb end to
the season after his podium in Interlagos
3. Valtteri Bottas – that makes it
six podiums this season
4. Daniel Ricciardo – fittingly
finishes ahead of his team-mate
5. Jenson Button – a fine result
in what may be his valedictory race
6. Nico Hulkenberg – the highest
placed German (not many would have predicted that!)
And the final standings are:
Lewis Hamilton
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384
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Without question the right person and the better driver won the
title. Some doubted (including me) whether as prodigiously talented as he is, could
he hold his nerve. A resounding yes.
The second world championship has been a long time coming (largely due
to the unbreakable hegemony of Red Bull) but richly deserved.
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Nico Rosberg
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317
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Without Nico we wouldn’t have had this thrilling and topsy-turvy
championship battle. He pushed Lewis far closer than many thought he would.
And it will be fascinating to see if he comes back stronger next year. His
dignity and class in how he handled the devastating disappointment in Abu
Dhabi was remarkable.
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Daniel Ricciardo
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238
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The best of the rest (and some of the rest aren’t too shabby). To
say Daniel Ricciardo surprised me this season is a huge understatement. Who
would have thought he’d wipe the floor with Vettel. But what do I know?
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Valtterri Bottas
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186
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This guy really arrived this season. Everyone take note – he is a
future world champion in the making.
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Sebastian Vettel
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167
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Remember him? Not a bad season but not a particularly good one
either. First and foremost you always measure yourself against your
team-mate. Seb definitely needs a new challenge and he will certainly get
that at Ferrari.
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Fernando Alonso
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161
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To end up only 6 points behind Vettel is pretty incredible given
the absolute heap of junk that was the Ferrari this season. If further
evidence was needed, his team-mate (Kimi) only mustered 55 points. A driver
as brilliant as Fernando deserved one title at Ferrari but it just wasn’t to be.
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And I guess that’s a wrap. End of season awards will be coming up so
stay tuned and to all my lovely F1 Twitter friends thanks for your brilliant
company in all the races this season.